my hair is purple today

So I’m a mommy, who is living in suburbanite diaper land, with a jewelry line, and new purple hair. We’ve moved to a new town, and we are selling our home in our town. So when I’m not battling an evil realtor, I’m looking for a super-cool new home, with a craft room! So now I’m off to wally-world to show-off my snappy new hair-do, and buy more diapers.