I often have really crazy kitchen accidents. I’m always getting hurt making dinner, or burning myself getting cookies out of the oven, but this is my most bizarre accident to date. I was cleaning out the toaster. I stood over the trash can, shaking the crumbs out, and all of the sudden the toaster slipped out of my hands, smashing my toe. This is the same toe that I have broken in the past, so I feel that this toe has a curse upon it. Seriously only I can injure a toe with a toaster.