When I was ten years old and in the fifth grade, I became obsessed with politics. I decided then and there what my future party would be, and I even wanted to be a political science major when I grew up. The thing that stuck with me most was when my social studies teacher talked about presidential campaigns, and just what it took to be president. One factor, that I remember best, was that you had to be at least thirty-five years to be eligible to run for president.

So with that, today I’m old enough to run for president…

Yarn party anyone?